No Kate Beckinsale... Rhona Mitra instead... but she won't be playing the same character so it's not that bad. Instead it's a prequel to the first two Underworlds based in medieeeeevaaaaaaaal tiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiimes.
(Cable Guy.... what an underrated, before it's time, misunderstood masterpiece of a hilarious film.... Matthew Broderick, Jim Carrey, Jack Black, Owen Wilson, Andy Dick, Judd Apatow's wife, with a classic cameo and directed by Ben Stiller.... KG of Tenacious D fame can also be seen at the end of the film picking up a book as well.... at the time was seen as too dark and in fact actually ruining Jim Carrey's career. The movie is comedic gold. Gold, Jerry, Gold!)
The first Underworld was pretty badass but, like was going to become more of a problem in the second, it tended to get bogged down in backstory and politics of the series when all I wanted was shooting, slashing vampire vs. werewolf action. Well that and to see Kate Beckinsale's hot, slick, bare vampire cooch get slammed by some big beefy werewolf cock.
That being said the first Underworld was good... the second was decent enough.... here's the preview for the third......
I do think Rhona Mitra is better suited than Beckinsale to play a kickass lycan (werewolf) killing vampire, due to her glorious turn in Doomsday... but those bonus points are negated by the fact that the preview is saturated in a Romeo & Juliet nature..... then again there are alot of familiar faces from the first movie though which is a nice touch.
What it comes down to is it's going to be a movie with a hot chick protagonist in a medieval war between vampires and werewolves..... I guess what I'm trying to say is that I'm getting aroused just thinking about it.
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