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Short list but here it goes..... Forrest Gump, Field Of Dreams, Legend of Bagger Vance, Thank You For Smoking.... Fuck... I think there is one more but I can't remember it now... Obviously I am talking about the literary predecessor and not movie adaptations to books... I just read Thank You For Smoking tonight and that book sucked donkey balls compared to the movie... actually it sucked donkey balls compared to donkey balls.... Forrest Gump is a horrible book as well and the Field Of Dreams' book is actually called "Shoeless Joe Goes To Iowa" I think... also it sucks... funny thing about The Legend of Bagger Vance is that I thought the movie was pretty bad; but the book sucks so hard and is such utter shit that it makes the movie look good.... also it was my introduction to The Magical Negro Theory. Seriously don't read any of those books they are horrible. I love Field of Dreams and think Thank You For Smoking was pretty funny but am far from a Forrest Gump-aholic and you know my feelings on Bagger Vance... just don't read those books... in actuality it shows that there is a greater creative talent and skill in Hollywood than I thought or given credit to, especially in order to cull these lesser works of their better parts and craft them into decent palatable fare. Yeah those books blow. |

Meant as an addendum to my South Park opening card ripoff to the right.... (I knew it was inspired by something but couldn't put my finger on it right away.)
So far this blog has mainly been about boobies, general pop culture, hip-hop, MMA and Cleveland Sports. I'd like to think you can gleam much, much more from the experience though you failed abortion. It has much higher ambitions but I don't know what they are.
It features extreme misogyny due to being overcompensating as well as being protected by the anonymity of the internet in that it allows a decidedly unfiltered view into the mind and thoughts of the male id. It's not the sole purpose of the blog but a side effect.
Plus it started off as mass emails to mostly my college friends and to a certain extent parts of it existed to shock or gross out the recipients... and the depth to which one must descend to do this is quite low, as you can imagine with people you have known for a while, as well as being young men with internet access...
Then I read American Psycho... and I am far from a prude but I thought parts of it were a bit more than I was comfortable with; and as far as influence and ideas it just expanded the limits of my depravity.... the only other thing I can compare it to being shocked literary wise, is how squirmy I felt during some of the gay sex scenes in William S. Burroughs' work.
I also don't proofread shit, straight dope. Fishscale, bitches. Unfortunately I think it causes massive tense shifting and jam packed overstuffed run on sentences mashed together that end up meaning nothing. But hopefully the idea and it's degree to what it is trying to be expressed and felt is what comes across. I think it's a detriment but I just don't have the time and am too lazy.
Twitter is there because I felt the blog was losing it's voice and just becoming a collecting point for various internet videos. I think Twitter is retarded but I do get some relevant updates on it on my cell phone.... so because I wanted to add more of an "original" voice I put the twitter feed on top, also I wanted to see if there was a way I could actually do it, in actually being able to place it there layout behind the scenes wise.
Same thing with the "Store." Thought it was funny and did it mainly as an intellectual exercise. I will tell you if and when I ever sell anything besides to myself or for gifts for my friends.
From the Cleveland area so I am constantly concerned with Cleveland sports. If I'm not writing about them, it's probably because I am too upset or trying to forget about it.
Other than that this blog exists to give me a voice, or more likely outlet to vent things or thoughts that I needed to discuss or get off my chest. (Editor's note-- no shit Sherlock, you take your retard pills today?)
PS- the "Editor" doesn't exist you fucking cockeating dumbass reader.... I just couldn't believe I wrote something so inanely stupid, obvious and vapid... but still felt it needed to be said and couldn't think of/am too lazy to try to do it another way. Fuck your grandma.
Also going back into my past posts some videos or pictures are gone or unavailable.... I might fix them, I might not.... usually it's easy to figure out what they are from context anyways dickweed. Eat shit and die.




Martinez, who had spent his whole career with Cleveland, fought back tears after being told he'd been traded. He sat in front of his locker, hugging son Victor Jr. -- earlier in the day, the young boy asked his dad, "Are we still an Indian?"
"It's tough," Martinez said. "This is my house. This is my home."
Martinez leaves Cleveland a day before the Indians were to hold Victor Martinez Bobblehead Night at Progressive Field in their game against Detroit.

Not only was the Martinez trade horrible but who trades Cy Young Award winners in back-to-back seasons??????



This Erin Andrews thing is all a set up.... it's the new sex tap release without the drawbacks... she's the "victim" and has plausible deniability in not being complicit at all in any step of the creation and dissemination while reaping the benefits and buzz that come from it... not to mention she gets to play a more believable legitimate victim card while all this is going on.

Who does all that stuff butt ass naked anyways? Curling your hair? Really? Not to mention according to all stories it was a non-factor and not on anyone's radar at all until her camp made it an issue by acknowledging and making a big stink about it...
As far as why she would do it the most obvious answers are fame and money... can she really be that happy just being a freaking sideline reporter? Her ceiling was much higher before and now the sky is the limit as far as options moving forward...

This is the best thing that has ever happened to Erin Andrews. Ockham's razor.















GOOD movie. As of right now I'd say it was even better than The Wrestler. (Which I think was a DAMN good movie.)
In case you didn't know the characters were created specifically for the story and there is no timeline or background you need to be aware in order to enjoy the film to it's fullest. It is a totally self contained work.
It's not a "comic" or "superhero" movie as well if that's what you are expecting it to be. Certainly it contains those ideas but only as part of the framework for the story. To attempt to classify it as such or relegate it to that status is a disservice to the film and story.
The opening credits have gotten pretty much universal praise from all over in the media and from the critics.
Highly recommended.
(If the preview doesn't exactly turn you on I don't blame you.... it's kind of blah compared to the actual film. Here it is anyways.)
Review for those who have read the book-- (or for after you've seen the film)
Too much sex, violence, Nixon and needless exposition.
Ozymandias is supposed to only be human (as are they all minus Dr. Manhattan of course) and the world's smartest man... instead he's throwing and kicking people around like The Hulk. It takes away from the gravitas of what he is physically able to do later in the film.
The use of actual well known pop music was good at first and drew me into the story and it being "real"... but later became somewhat distracting. (This is purely my personal opinion and how I felt at that time however.)
The pacing and reveals were off compared to the book I felt as well. It didn't seem to be able to milk most of the same realizations or "ah-ha" moments to their full potential.
This is due somewhat to the film's insistence of including action scenes that negate and temper those actions and reveals later in the film. Mainly the one where a plainclothes Nite-Owl and Silk Spectre II get jumped by a gang. The level of violence they deploy in that scene, specifically Ms. Jupiter, pretty much makes irrelevant Rorschach's transformation later in the film as well as her personal decision as to the level of violence she resorts to in the end (which the results of, as I touched upon earlier in the review, are further taken away from by Ozymandias' Superman-like abilities.
The sex scene ended needlessly cheesy and was long. This coming from a guy who thinks the addition of bare tits to a movie is always a plus.
Yes they changed the ending. No it's not totally a disaster. I actually like and preferred a couple little twists they took with it different from the book, but in the end it suffered by trying too hard to actually make it different.
Still it's about as good as actually making a movie about The Watchmen is going to get. Recommended.
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Meant as an addendum to my South Park opening card ripoff to the right.... (I knew it was inspired by something but couldn't put my finger on it right away.)
So far this blog has mainly been about boobies, general pop culture, hip-hop, MMA and Cleveland Sports. I'd like to think you can gleam much, much more from the experience though you failed abortion. It has much higher ambitions but I don't know what they are.
It features extreme misogyny due to being overcompensating as well as being protected by the anonymity of the internet in that it allows a decidedly unfiltered view into the mind and thoughts of the male id. It's not the sole purpose of the blog but a side effect.
Plus it started off as mass emails to mostly my college friends and to a certain extent parts of it existed to shock or gross out the recipients... and the depth to which one must descend to do this is quite low, as you can imagine with people you have known for a while, as well as being young men with internet access...
Then I read American Psycho... and I am far from a prude but I thought parts of it were a bit more than I was comfortable with; and as far as influence and ideas it just expanded the limits of my depravity.... the only other thing I can compare it to being shocked literary wise, is how squirmy I felt during some of the gay sex scenes in William S. Burroughs' work.
I also don't proofread shit, straight dope. Fishscale, bitches. Unfortunately I think it causes massive tense shifting and jam packed overstuffed run on sentences mashed together that end up meaning nothing. But hopefully the idea and it's degree to what it is trying to be expressed and felt is what comes across. I think it's a detriment but I just don't have the time and am too lazy.
Twitter is there because I felt the blog was losing it's voice and just becoming a collecting point for various internet videos. I think Twitter is retarded but I do get some relevant updates on it on my cell phone.... so because I wanted to add more of an "original" voice I put the twitter feed on top, also I wanted to see if there was a way I could actually do it, in actually being able to place it there layout behind the scenes wise.
Same thing with the "Store." Thought it was funny and did it mainly as an intellectual exercise. I will tell you if and when I ever sell anything besides to myself or for gifts for my friends.
From the Cleveland area so I am constantly concerned with Cleveland sports. If I'm not writing about them, it's probably because I am too upset or trying to forget about it.
If I had time I'd label posts, but I don't.
Other than that this blog exists to give me a voice, or more likely outlet to vent things or thoughts that I needed to discuss or get off my chest. (Editor's note-- no shit Sherlock, you take your retard pills today?)
PS- the "Editor" doesn't exist you fucking cockeating dumbass reader.... I just couldn't believe I wrote something so inanely stupid, obvious and vapid... but still felt it needed to be said and couldn't think of/am too lazy to try to do it another way. Fuck your grandma.
Also going back into my past posts some videos or pictures are gone or unavailable.... I might fix them, I might not.... usually it's easy to figure out what they are from context anyways dickweed. Eat shit and die.
I AM VAGUELY AWARE THAT THIS ALL MIGHT COME OFF AS SOMETHING EERILY SIMILAR TO THE NOTEBOOKS THEY FIND IN THE APARTMENT IN SEVEN.