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Saturday, November 7, 2009

FEDOR FIGHTS TONIGHT ON CBS!!!!



Fucking STACKED fight card tonight on CBS..... easily Pay-Per View worthy....

Antonio Silva vs. Fabricio Werdum (winner probable next for Fedor)

Gegard Mousasi vs. Rameau Thierry Sokoudjou (Light-Heavyweight Championship)




PLUS: You get the Number 1 Contender (most likely) woman's match in Roxanne Modafferi vs. Marloes Coenen to be shown if time allows...


All those fights are great and extremely relevant to their respective weight divisions no matter what the company...

Aaaand for the record here are our Heavyweight Rankings for MMA:


Then you've got Alistair Overeem barely outside looking in, and more skilled than most but being held out for lack of recent quality activity... Antonio Silva somewhere in the top 15.... and Josh Barnett out due to testing positive for steroids; Aleksander Emelianenko out due to lack of quality activity/inability to get certified to fight in the United States (possible medical reasons)

Wednesday, November 4, 2009

Britney Spears.... so hot right now.... again.

First of all what the fuck is with Youtube disabling embedding of the videos now? I can't put either the "Modern Warfare 2" trailer or the glorious new mega-boner time Britney Spears video on the site....

Which you can see here in all it's glory. So hot right now. I think the video is so hot I actually like the song.


Anyways to make up for it here's a picture of Britney on vacation from What Would Tyler Durden Do?..... (click the picture to see more)....

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Sunday, October 18, 2009

General blasts from the past......

From the Larry Falmouth Blog:

Friday, November 30, 2007
Short list but here it goes.....

Forrest Gump, Field Of Dreams, Legend of Bagger Vance, Thank You For Smoking....


Fuck... I think there is one more but I can't remember it now... Obviously I am talking about the literary predecessor and not movie adaptations to books... I just read Thank You For Smoking tonight and that book sucked donkey balls compared to the movie... actually it sucked donkey balls compared to donkey balls.... Forrest Gump is a horrible book as well and the Field Of Dreams' book is actually called "Shoeless Joe Goes To Iowa" I think... also it sucks... funny thing about The Legend of Bagger Vance is that I thought the movie was pretty bad; but the book sucks so hard and is such utter shit that it makes the movie look good.... also it was my introduction to The Magical Negro Theory.

Seriously don't read any of those books they are horrible. I love Field of Dreams and think Thank You For Smoking was pretty funny but am far from a Forrest Gump-aholic and you know my feelings on Bagger Vance... just don't read those books... in actuality it shows that there is a greater creative talent and skill in Hollywood than I thought or given credit to, especially in order to cull these lesser works of their better parts and craft them into decent palatable fare.

Yeah those books blow.

General info:

5 Idols of this blog: Andy Warhol, Andy Kaufman, Ric Flair, Dolemite, Wooderson


Ric Flair says....



"Too much text.... need a picture..... WOOOOOOO!!!"

FWYSO UPDATE/RAISON D'ETRE

Meant as an addendum to my South Park opening card ripoff to the right.... (I knew it was inspired by something but couldn't put my finger on it right away.)


So far this blog has mainly been about boobies, general pop culture, hip-hop, MMA and Cleveland Sports. I'd like to think you can gleam much, much more from the experience though you failed abortion. It has much higher ambitions but I don't know what they are.


It features extreme misogyny due to being overcompensating as well as being protected by the anonymity of the internet in that it allows a decidedly unfiltered view into the mind and thoughts of the male id. It's not the sole purpose of the blog but a side effect.


Plus it started off as mass emails to mostly my college friends and to a certain extent parts of it existed to shock or gross out the recipients... and the depth to which one must descend to do this is quite low, as you can imagine with people you have known for a while, as well as being young men with internet access...


Then I read American Psycho... and I am far from a prude but I thought parts of it were a bit more than I was comfortable with; and as far as influence and ideas it just expanded the limits of my depravity.... the only other thing I can compare it to being shocked literary wise, is how squirmy I felt during some of the gay sex scenes in William S. Burroughs' work.


I also don't proofread shit, straight dope. Fishscale, bitches. Unfortunately I think it causes massive tense shifting and jam packed overstuffed run on sentences mashed together that end up meaning nothing. But hopefully the idea and it's degree to what it is trying to be expressed and felt is what comes across. I think it's a detriment but I just don't have the time and am too lazy.


Twitter is there because I felt the blog was losing it's voice and just becoming a collecting point for various internet videos. I think Twitter is retarded but I do get some relevant updates on it on my cell phone.... so because I wanted to add more of an "original" voice I put the twitter feed on top, also I wanted to see if there was a way I could actually do it, in actually being able to place it there layout behind the scenes wise.


Same thing with the "Store." Thought it was funny and did it mainly as an intellectual exercise. I will tell you if and when I ever sell anything besides to myself or for gifts for my friends.


From the Cleveland area so I am constantly concerned with Cleveland sports. If I'm not writing about them, it's probably because I am too upset or trying to forget about it.


Other than that this blog exists to give me a voice, or more likely outlet to vent things or thoughts that I needed to discuss or get off my chest. (Editor's note-- no shit Sherlock, you take your retard pills today?)


PS- the "Editor" doesn't exist you fucking cockeating dumbass reader.... I just couldn't believe I wrote something so inanely stupid, obvious and vapid... but still felt it needed to be said and couldn't think of/am too lazy to try to do it another way. Fuck your grandma.


Also going back into my past posts some videos or pictures are gone or unavailable.... I might fix them, I might not.... usually it's easy to figure out what they are from context anyways dickweed. Eat shit and die.

Friday, September 4, 2009

Jessica Simpson's saggers.....



Goddamnit I KNOW I have expressed concern about Jessica Simpson's knockers being a saggy mess before.... but this just further shows that my concerns are legitimate.

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Look at those things... really my fear is that they are a visual deception like the ubiquitously referenced (at least around here) Terri Hatcher's titties.

Still I really want to bang the crap out of her doggystyle and smack those things together like one of those executive desk ornaments with the balls that clack back and forth....

Go to www.wwtdd.com for better and more pictures with much wittier commentary.


***EDITED TO ADD*** HollywoodTuna also has some pictures from this... whatever the fuck it was... but look at THIS... absolutely disgusting.

Boise State v. Oregon after game punch....

This "controversy" is fucking ridiculous and further evidence of the pussy filled bitchfests that sports have become.

Look at what happens... Oregon player is walking off the field, gets hit in the shoulder by the Boise State guy who then yells in his face, the Oregon player punches him in the face dropping the dude like a sack of potatoes.


The Boise State player is the one that should be bearing the brunt of the criticism... he's the one that started it. As far as the Oregon guy, he's not looking at the Boise State guy, he gets hit and some dude is yelling in his face and he's surrounded by Boise State players... I don't blame him one bit, especially after coming off a loss in a hard fought, emotional and physical game.

But of course that doesn't make headlines and ESPN won't run the whole clip non-stop... just the clip of the punch and then spend hours of programming feigning outrage and moral grandstanding. Fucking retarded.... and don't even listen to the jackoff commentators in that clip, it's shades of Joe Buck's hissy fit over Randy Moss fake mooning of the Green Bay crowd. Sack up you fucking pansies.

Sunday, August 16, 2009

Random videos, links.....

This little kid cracks my fucking shit up..... he's fucking hilarious.....


Found that through this link from Gorillamask..... and here's a link to the pics he's talking about. Don't really think she's all that special but it is "tit-tays."

Here's some more teen idol boobage that's up to my speed....




Some commercials on TV that crack my shit up.

VIVA LAS CHINCHILLAS!!!!!



...and a Mountain Dew commercial that I just saw that cracked me up and actually reminded me of the Chinchilla one...

Wednesday, August 12, 2009

Mo Williams is Fog Raw....

Nike has really been stepping up there game lately in the commercial area between this and the MVPuppets.....


This commercial is almost enough for me to forgive Mo for disappearing in the playoffs last year.

And you can already strike off one from my "Most Hated Cleveland Sportster... or whatever" list as Shaun Smith was finally released from the Browns.

Friday, August 7, 2009

No, really..... FUCK the Indians..... most hated Cleveland sports list...

"The Cleveland Indians: a non-profit organization"

Article found via The Big Lead...



Shawna Lenee... from Cleveland.... don't hate her.... last time we saw her on this site she was on the Top 5 Blonde pornstars list...

Most hated Cleveland Sports People List:
-The Dolans
-Mark Shapiro
-Eric Wedge
-Jamey Carroll
-Kerry Wood
-Travis Hafner
-Derek Anderson
-Braylon Edwards
-Donte Stallworth
-Ryan Tucker
-Shaun Smith


(Grady Sizemore, Boobie Gibson and Jamal Lewis all almost made the list... but I don't quite have the same amount of vitriol for them that I do for the rest... yet.)

Friday, July 31, 2009

Totally awesome...... Fuck the Indians.

From this article on ESPN:

Martinez, who had spent his whole career with Cleveland, fought back tears after being told he'd been traded. He sat in front of his locker, hugging son Victor Jr. -- earlier in the day, the young boy asked his dad, "Are we still an Indian?"

"It's tough," Martinez said. "This is my house. This is my home."

Martinez leaves Cleveland a day before the Indians were to hold Victor Martinez Bobblehead Night at Progressive Field in their game against Detroit.



Not only was the Martinez trade horrible but who trades Cy Young Award winners in back-to-back seasons??????

Demi Moore's bush.....


Evidently this was on Tosh.0 on Comedy Central.... I've seen the show a couple times and it's pretty good.... kind of a "Talk Soup" for the internet but not all review... I don't tape it on my DVR but I will watch it any time it's on.

ANYWAYS this is epicly bad like Teri Hatcher's titties..... I was going to write that if I was a girl this was how my bush would be BUT I'm a dude and I am not even this hairy down there.

Click the beaver to get to the picture...... if you dare.

Wednesday, July 22, 2009

Josh Barnett and steroids...


Taken from the Fedor Emelianenko 3-times the linear UFC Heavyweight Champ.... article on this site.

"Josh Barnett beats Randy Couture for the UFC Heavyweight Title (that he still technically possessed even though he lost in RINGS) and subsequently leaves the company due to a controversial steroid accusation and suspension."

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Well the controversy there is less valid as news of Barnett being unable to compete in his August 1st fight with Fedor due to another positive steroid test has broken. (Sherdog article.)

Needless to say with this most recent positive test it puts into doubt pretty much his whole career let alone his previous claims of innocence.

The Erin Andrews "controversy"....



This Erin Andrews thing is all a set up.... it's the new sex tap release without the drawbacks... she's the "victim" and has plausible deniability in not being complicit at all in any step of the creation and dissemination while reaping the benefits and buzz that come from it... not to mention she gets to play a more believable legitimate victim card while all this is going on.





Who does all that stuff butt ass naked anyways? Curling your hair? Really? Not to mention according to all stories it was a non-factor and not on anyone's radar at all until her camp made it an issue by acknowledging and making a big stink about it...


As far as why she would do it the most obvious answers are fame and money... can she really be that happy just being a freaking sideline reporter? Her ceiling was much higher before and now the sky is the limit as far as options moving forward...




This is the best thing that has ever happened to Erin Andrews. Ockham's razor.



Tuesday, July 21, 2009

NEW music videos.... Kid Cudi and Slaughterhouse...

don't "love" both of these songs.... like'em though....

Kid Cudi- "Make Her Say"... features Kanye West and Common along with a sample of Lady Gaga's "Poker Face"...



Slaughterhouse- "The One"

Monday, July 20, 2009

Fedor Emelianenko 3-times the linear UFC Heavyweight Champ....

Fedor Emelianenko

Randy Couture beats Maurice Smith for the UFC Title- leaves the company due to contract negotiations...

Couture's next loss is to Enson Inoue...

Inoue's next loss is to Mark Kerr...

Kerr's next loss is to Fujita...

Fujita's next loss is to Mark Coleman...

Coleman's next loss is to Noguiera....

Big Nog's next loss is to Fedor.

Fedor hasn't lost since.


Couture returned to the UFC and beat Kevin Randleman for the new UFC title (established after Bas Rutten retired)...

Couture's next loss is to Valentijn Overeem.... (he was the UFC Champion but competed in the RINGS organization in between UFC Title defenses)

Overeem's next loss is Big Nog...

Big Nog's next loss is to Fedor.

Fedor hasn't lost since.


Josh Barnett beats Randy Couture for the UFC Heavyweight Title (that he still technically possessed even though he lost in RINGS) and subsequently leaves the company due to a controversial steroid accusation and suspension.

Barnett's next loss is to Mirko "Cro Cop" Filipovic....

Cro-Cop's next loss is to Fedor.

Fedor hasn't lost since.


Those are the 1st, 3rd and 4th linear UFC Heavyweight Titles.... the 2nd was vacated by Bas Rutten when he retired due to injury after winning the newly created title in 1999 at UFC 20. (He did end up eventually coming back winning one last fight in 2006, however.)

The 5th was unified with the 6th in a match pitting Jeff Monson (5th title linear holder) vs. Tim Sylvia (then current official UFC Champion) at UFC 65. The 6th was brought about by Frank Mir winning the title against Tim Sylvia, then getting stripped because he was in a motorcycle accident and physically unable to defend. Mir's next loss after coming back from the accident was to Marcio Cruz... and Cruz's next loss was to Jeff Monson.... who then lost in the aforementioned bout to Sylvia.

The 6th and 7th were just recently unified by Brock Lesnar in a match against Frank Mir at UFC 100. The 7th was established due to Randy Couture attempting to leave the UFC while champion and an interim title was established in the meantime by a match between Big Nog and Tim Sylvia.

Monday, July 13, 2009

UFC, Henderson KO....

Dan Henderson KTFO MIchael Bisping UFC 100

Holy crap look at this.... look at the way Henderson fakes the leg kick, uses that fake as a sort of gallup to gather himself and his momentum then lowers his head and just heaves/throws that massive overhand right square onto Bisping's chin.... FOLLOWED UP by him stutter step, jump-hopping in order to go horizontal and put all his weight and force into a punch to Bisping on the ground.... absolutely BRUTAL. It gets better every time you watch it.

Courtesy of WWTDD?

Saturday, July 4, 2009

Pure genius...

well this is the first I'm hearing about it.... and I'm not quite sure how I ran across it, but I think it was a pretty mainstream portal....

anyways it's genius and funny... but not in a "haha" way...



A sample:

Sunday, June 28, 2009

New music videos....

The new dance craze...... the "weekend at Bernies" dance.....

(courtesy of The Press Play Show... a blog affiliated with Mick Boogie....)

there's an old dude in my neighborhood that actually jogs like that.....


also the new trend in ladies.....


...and finally the new Jay-Z

Thursday, June 25, 2009

NBA draft..... Cavs needs post-Shaq....

Cavs need to re-sign Varejao, sign restricted free agent Charlie Villanueva for the mid-level exemption, sign Matt Barnes for the bi-annual exemption.... trade up/buy another 1st for Sam Young, and draft Patrick Mills at 30.

Just wanted to get that in... as right now the 4th pick of the draft just got in.....




****EDITED TO ADD AFTER THE FACT****

Well same as last year I evidently have no idea where people should go in the draft as Sam Young EASILY dropped to the Cavs at the end of the first and they passed and Patrick Mills was still available far into the 2nd round..... but in my defense I was working on mock drafts and scouting reports that I have read and they all seemed to say the same thing.

As far as WHO the Cavs drafted: the dude in the first was an accounting/attempt to juke the system as they pretty much don't want to guarantee a contract or roster spot to any rookie. Green in the 2nd was a good pick and will fill the role pretty much of what they would have asked of Sam Young at less cost and without a guaranteed deal..... but still I think passing on both Pitt guys, Young and Blair will end up being a mistake by Ferry and Co.

Friday, June 19, 2009

FINALLY..... Wale's New mixtape......


From 2dopeboyz...... titled "Back To The Feature"......


Monday, May 25, 2009

CAVS.... playoff thoughts and preliminary draft talk...

PLAYOFFS:

What it comes down to is that Lebron can't beat the elite of the NBA by himself... and right now I'd consider the elite of the NBA the Magic, Lakers, a healthy Celtics and a healthy 100% Spurs (Edited to reluctantly add a firing-on-all-cylinders Nuggets as well.)

Besides Lebron someone... ANYONE on the Cavs has to step up and hit shots and score some points with at least a tiny degree of reliability.  If not, the Cavs season is over.

That's really all there is to it.  Not much else to say.  

They've devolved back into the team that comes out like crap in the 3rd quarter and stands around watching Lebron on the offensive side of the ball.  It's ridiculous.




DRAFT:

Round 1- Pick 27-30
If any of these guys fall to where the Cavs pick I'd be happy... in order of preference.


Round 2- Pick 46 

Young and Hansbrough due to their age and skill set would be the only ones you could really rely on to bring something to the table in their rookie year... and even then it'd be more a Darnell Jackson this year type playing time/production level.

Budinger might be able to do something in his first year... but really that's just in comparison to the rest of the list.  

Mullens, Lawal and Norel would all be big man prospect/project status.  The fact is that the Cavs need this type of player because even if they re-sign Varejao and you have a combination of Darnell Jackson/J.J. Hickson replace Joe Smith in the rotation next year, they still are forced to rely on Z and Ben Wallace and their aging unreliable bodies as half of their big man rotation and there is no way they last throughout the whole season... let alone what will happen in the upcoming ones and after their contracts are up.



Here's the new Nike Lebron and Kobe puppets commercial.... it also features the instrumental track of "A Little Bit Cooler" from The Cool Kids- Bake Sale EP.

Monday, May 4, 2009

The Cool Kids new mixtape.... released today May 4th...

The Cool Kids- "Gone Fishing"



Courtesy of 2Dopeboyz naturally.....


----MINI REVIEW----  The fucking DJ drops ("DJ CANNON-on-on-on") are BRUTAL on this mixtape.  Right now I'm feeling "Cinnamon."  Watch out for appearances by Ludacris and Bun B.


***DISCLAIMER***

As of right now The Kickdrums, Kid Cudi, The Cool Kids, Slaughterhouse and Wale are all artists whose new music will pretty much get put up automatically without giving it a listen....  we won't catch everything, but anything major and free they release will get put up without a thought as to check it for FWYSO standards.  (This list is also subject to change according to the history and quality of releases from these individuals and others who might be added.)

They, as musicians, get the "FWYSO Seal of Approval".... which is something we actually take pretty seriously around here.

HOWEVER not all their music gets the FWYSOSOA... we just put up the new stuff without a thought and assume you as followers of FWYSO will be interested in new material from them.  The Seal may be retroactively added after we here have had adequate time to listen and digest what ever new material has been released.

A reason this is an issue is part because of the blind posting of this new Cool Kids mixtape BUT ALSO because of the last Kid Cudi mixtape posted... after listening to it I was rather underwhelmed.  Not to mention it included the track "Superboo" which Cudi has come out against as being very raw and not very proud of (read his blog entry here.)  

We enjoy those artists listed and figure you will as well... however we admit they are fallible, as our we, and might not release (or provide access to) their best work.  Still they are kick ass (as are we.)  If any of that made any sense at all.

Anyways now that you had to read through that.... HERE'S A LINK TO TOPLESS PICTURES OF EVA MENDES.  (COURTESY OF HOLLYWOODTUNA.)

Friday, May 1, 2009

Slaughterhouse MIXTAPE...... + Cool Kids and Wale mixtape news....

Courtesy of 2DopeBoyz of course......

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...and according to 2DopeBoyz, The Cool Kids have a new mixtape dropping (cool guy speak for "coming out") on Monday so stay tuned for that.... it's called "Champions" and has 10 new original tracks.

One disappointing piece of news is that Wale was supposed to drop his new mixtape on April 29th, called "Back To The Feature" but didn't and I haven't heard anything about it... stay tuned for updates on that that I'll probably just post here.... now I'm hearing some time next week it's coming....

NOTE:  Mixtape as a term, with the current ubiquity of digital distribution, has pretty much begun to encompass what was previously known as "mixtapes" as well as "demos" and "EPs"....  at least as far as I can tell.... so consider it an umbrella term when used on this site that means "free music" I guess.  I'm not the final word on it, but that's how we'll use it here.

New movie coming out..... The Hangover....

I was on the fence until the end of the preview which TOTALLY MADE IT A MUST SEE....




Zach Galifinakis... Andy Bernard..... that other guy that's always in movies..... pretty good cast and it looks like it will be funny.  Kind of a "Dude Where's My Buddy Who's Supposed To Get Married?"

I'll be straight though if it wasn't that director (from Old School) and those 3 actors I would be much less enthused.

Sunday, April 26, 2009

Draft Recap.....

Holy Fuck THE MANGENIUS turned the albatross of the #5 pick into Alex Mack, Abram Elam, Kenyon Coleman, David Veikune, Coye Francies and James Davis.

That's a starting C, SS and DE, young high-ceiling second string OLB, backup QB that knows the system, young nickel/dime CB and young backup RB....

Coye Francies and James Davis were both insanely high vaule picks for the 6th round.... Francies has character issues that caused him to drop that far and Davis was talked about possibly being a 1st round back prior to this season (had he come out last supposedly he would have been a 2nd) but the Clemson football program imploded....

ALL HAIL MANKOK!!!!!!!


(I'll put all my thoughts concerning the end here eventually....)

Saturday, April 25, 2009

Going Into Day 2....


Goddamnit I still fucking hope they trade DA and Edwards... DA for picks this year and Braylon for players and picks next year maybe, I don't know.

Some players to look out for... keeping in mind the Browns only have a 4th and three 6ths....

Interesting players that will probably go too early:
Jarron Gilbert, SJSU (DE-t0-OLB) 
Michael Johnson, Ga. Tech (DE-to-OLB)
Shonn Greene, MSU (RB)

4th round...?:
Donald Washington, OSU (CB)
Coye Francies, SJSU (CB)
Keenan Lewis, OrSU (CB)
Brandon Hughes, OrSU (CB)

6th Round...?:
Stryker Sulak, Mizzou (DE-to-OLB)
Deangelo Smith, Cinci (CB)
Quan Cosby, Texas (WR)
Patrick Turner, USC (WR)


Sulak is a lock to be a Brown.  Cosby is short and old; but would contribute right away (I think they only go WR again if they trade Edwards somehow.)  Smith has S/CB versatility. 

LOVE THE TRADE....

Browns move down from #5 to #17..... with Curry being gone there was no one there anyways they wanted and the talent drop off between those 12 spots is pretty negligible believe it or not.

Plus they add another 2nd round pick, a starting DE and get their SS in Elam.  

The backup QB Ratliff is just icing.

LOVE IT.



THE MANGENIUS!!!!!!!

Friday, April 24, 2009

Browns draft.....

First of all Brady Quinn is going NOWHERE.  He is and will be the starting QB of the Browns next year.... all rumors to the contrary are unfounded and/or based on uninformed whispers from around the NFL that have repeatedly been proven false by common sense and minimal research... easily the biggest non-story of the offseason.



Best case scenario concerning the draft really is the Browns pick Mark Sanchez setting up a bidding war between Denver, Washington and the Jets.... then between the two losers starts the red hot DA sweepstakes (crosses fingers) and the loser of that can have Jason Campbell from Washington, who according to ESPN today will demand a trade if DC picks up another QB.

I just don't like the options for the Browns at #5.  Their real need is OLB and no one there is worth the pick or the money.  Curry and Crabtree are by far the top 2 players in the draft but Crabtree has too many question marks and taking a WR that high is criminal and negligent.  

Curry is a player that, if he drops to the Browns, Cleveland can't pass on.  That being said ILB on the Browns already has 2 starters that they like, D'Qwell Jackson; supposedly along with Joe Thomas the only untouchable players on the team (although I don't know why concerning Jackson); and Eric Barton brought over as a starter from the Jets.  To go along with this you have Beau Bell coming into his 2nd year as a pro and Leon Williams as young backup ILBs.  The point being that you're putting grade-A talent at a somewhat crowded (although admittedly not top shelf) ILB position when you still need starting and backup OLBs.

The OLB situation you pretty much have Kamerion Wimbley, Alex Hall and David Bowens which would probably take care of one side at OLB of the defense.  As of right now Wimbley's inability to develop more than one pass rushing move (dip and speed to the outside) has him as a bust or very close to that status...  Alex Hall is showing promise as a pass rushing specialist and Bowens is strictly there as a special teams/emergency backup/veteran leader familiar with Mangini- role on the team.

That leaves the hole at OLB being a starter and a backup that would need to get a lot of PT.  A 3-4 with a lack of LBs let alone TALENT at LB is not going to be the best idea, let alone a good D.



Braylon needs to be traded and moved but if the only thing the Giants are offering is a 2nd and 5th then keeping him for a year and possibly franchising him is the better way to go.  The 2nd and 5th however is mostly wishful thinking on the part of Giants fans and New York media as there has also been talks of a 1st and 3rd being turned down by Cleveland as well... so who knows.  

Browns are supposedly very enamored with Mathias Kiwanuka to play OLB and demanding he be part of any deal for Braylon.  The problem is that with trading Braylon and the Stallworth situation the Browns would have NOTHING at WR AT ALL.  Now generally I think WR is an overrated position in the NFL but a 35 year old David Patten as your #1 is asking for trouble, especially with a young QB.  

Best case scenario is probably a 2nd, Kiwanuka and Dominek Hixon or Mario Manningham for Edwards (and MAYBE a later round pick this or next year.)  Keep in mind that Giants fans think that trade would be ridiculous and no way in hell of that happening.... but then again they are the ones who think trading Kiwanuka STRAIGHT UP for Braylon is a questionable move and think a very late 2nd and extremely late 5th is what they should give up for Edwards.... so I am trying to be conservative on what my Browns fan head thinks we could actually get for #17.  The Browns, according to the national media today, are also holding fast for the #29 as well, so maybe that and a player is a good possibility.

All that being said the deal is probably most likely already in place and they are just keeping a lid on it until draft day.




DRAFT/OFFSEASON NEEDS:

Ranked in order of need and importance....

1.  Starting + backup OLBs:  covered this above.  Kiwanuka (trade); Everette Brown, FSU (mid-1st); Clay Matthews III, USC (late-ish 1st) are all good possibilities and a Kiwanuka + Brown or Matthews combo would be perfect but would also probably require two trades to get there: Braylon/Giants and a trade down from the 5 spot in the 1st.  Brian Orakpo at #5  is another very good possibility as well that I do not want to happen as I think he's got bust written all over him.  Stryker Sulak out of Missouri is a player with ties to the Browns that has a good shot being one of the Browns last picks.

2.  Starting SS:  You can pretty much put money on the Browns drafting a SS in the 2nd or 3rd (if they get one in a trade.)  I personally like Patrick Chung out of Oregon but there are a handful of possible choices that could happen.  This is a position that HAS to be filled in the first 3 rounds of the draft... and will be.

3.  Starting C:  Another lock for a late 1st (#29 if they get it from the Giants) or early 2nd round pick.  Hank Fraley is just too old and a solid, young center will upgrade the play of the Browns anemic offense.  All signs, rumblings and the situation point to this.

4.  2-3 WRs:  You have to figure Edwards and Stallworth won't be with the team by the start of the year, it's pretty much a lock.  That leaves you with David Patten, Syndric Steptoe, Josh Cribbs, Paul Hubbard as your receiving corps.  HOPEFULLY you get a starting caliber WR back from the Giants in any Braylon trade... be it Steve Smith in a best case scenario or seeing if Dominek Hixon has what it takes to start.  

That being said you can't really ever depend on any rookie WR to start in the NFL right away ever, no matter how high they are drafted.  So you figure that no matter how anything works out the Browns will probably (or should) pick up a starting caliber free agent WR, be it one that is available now or one that gets cut in the near future.  I don't think you can count on Patten to start either furthering the need for this to happen even if you get a starter back for Edwards.

The Draft-- I would put it as another lock that the Browns pick a WR in one the first two rounds as well.  However if all my guarantees come true (OLB, SS, C, WR) the Browns currently do not have enough picks to make it happen... this is where any of the many trades that they can make come in.  Just figure they will have enough picks to make it happen when the time comes.  Mohamed Massaquoi out of Georgia or Brian Robiskie out of THE Ohio State University in the mid-to-late 2nd are two I would keep my eye on that the Browns have shown interest in.  Crabtree also at #5 is a real possibility as well that I think would be a huge mistake.

5.  Backup RB:  It unfortunately looks like the Browns will trudge along with Jamal Lewis as their starting RB this season.  My only hope is that Jerome Harrison also gets countless opportunities to show just what he can do with the ball.  Not a huge hole or need but with the amount of moves the Browns will most likely make and picks they will hopefully have the talent that will be available at the position end of the first/early second day will be a place for the Browns to take a RB.  I'd love for it to be Shonn Greene out of MSU.

6.  Young nickel/dime CB:  A lock for a mid-to-late round pick.  Most likely a raw, talented CB in the mold of Coye Francies, SJSU or Donald Washington, OSU.  Either of the starting CBs out of Oregon State are a good possibility as well (Keenan Lewis or Brandon Hughes.)

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The Browns WILL BE making trades on draft day and probably MULTIPLE ones.  I can only hope and pray getting something halfway decent for Derek Anderson is among them.



***EDITED TO ADD THE NEXT DAY***--  

I think I may be shorting David Bowens and what he brings to the table for this team.  

Also Aaron Curry is far from the kiss of death I made it sound like he was... long term he is best pick for the Browns but if they are talking about winning next year right away then they have more pressing needs...  Still he is the best and most talented player the Browns could end up drafting.

Monday, April 20, 2009

NEW KID CUDI.....

courtesy of 2dopeboyz.......



Haven't listened yet but about to give it a go.....

Not sure if it's an "official" mixtape or not like "A Kid Named Cudi."

Thursday, April 2, 2009

Mo' music.........

Unreleased "125 pt. 2 (Fresh Air)" video....  fairly uneventful but one of my all time favorite songs....



Also here's what I'm listening to now.... has some real good stuff on it from some names that are familiar around here... give the whole thing a listen, it's pretty solid.


Wednesday, March 25, 2009

SLAUGHTERHOUSE - RAP SUPERGROUP, music video....

Slaughterhouse is Joell Ortiz, Joe Budden, Royce Da 5'9" and Crooked I.

This version of the song was also on The Kickdrums mixtape we featured previously on here.

Probably my favorite rap song out right now.

(Video found courtesy of 2dopeboyz)



Joell Ortiz quickly became my favorite MC out there after hearing "125 Part 2 (Fresh Air)" off his album The Brick Bodega Chronicles.... and actually that particular song is probably one of my top 5 rap tracks of all time.

Joe Budden I must admit I only knew from "Pump It Up" but he does have actual skills, the fact which he addresses in this song... and of course Royce Da 5'9" and Crooked I could always spit.

I expect HUGE things out of these guys separately coming up and ESPECIALLY if they keep working together as a group.  Not necessarily in terms of sales or popularity per se; but rather real good, quality music.  Looking forward to it.

Saturday, March 21, 2009

We HEART Hockey....

Video taken from a post on With Leather....

An excellent example of why hockey is awesome....  I love the replays and analysis as well.....



I can see what Tootoo was going for with the skating backwards and trying to lure him in for the big right that would actually have done some damage due to the way he stopped his backward motion and transferred his weight... but he ended up just looking like a puss, telegraphing and then missing his big shot and never recovering.

The weight transfer problem and the fighters' not being able to plant their feet and thus be able to twist their hips into their punches is a big part of why fighting is tolerated in hockey and not other dry land sports.  It's just so damn awkward, and really practically impossible when you have the other guy hanging on you as well, to punch properly on skates that the fights end up just being two guys exchanging arm punches (not ON the arm but FROM.)  Consequently most damage sustained from such exchanges is cosmetic at best.

We've been over it before but FWYSO definitely subscribes to the Don Cherry theory on fighting in hockey as it allows the players to police the game themselves and actually leads to a cleaner overall game with less hooking, holding and cheap shots.



Plus there are the fights, which rule.  You tell 'em Grapes, we're with ya!

The NHL constantly trying to take fighting out of the game by making the penalties more drastic not only weakens the quality of the game but also damages what makes the sport unique, known for and popular...  next to the strike it is what is (and has been) killing what was once a much more popular sport.


Tootoo also evidently used to be nailing Kellie Pickler..... as pictured below.....


Sunday, March 15, 2009

The Watchmen REVIEW...... for those that have and have not read the book...

When I found out they were actually going to make a movie of The Watchmen I decided to keep away from and try to distance myself from the book in order to try to enjoy the film as a stand alone work.

As such I've attempted to write this review with the first part before the video for those who haven't read the book and for the second part after for those that have.

Tread accordingly.  The first section is spoiler free.



GOOD movie.  As of right now I'd say it was even better than The Wrestler.  (Which I think was a DAMN good movie.)


In case you didn't know the characters were created specifically for the story and there is no timeline or background you need to be aware in order to enjoy the film to it's fullest.  It is a totally self contained work.


It's not a "comic" or "superhero" movie as well if that's what you are expecting it to be.  Certainly it contains those ideas but only as part of the framework for the story.  To attempt to classify it as such or relegate it to that status is a disservice to the film and story.


The opening credits have gotten pretty much universal praise from all over in the media and from the critics.


Highly recommended. 



(If the preview doesn't exactly turn you on I don't blame you.... it's kind of blah compared to the actual film.  Here it is anyways.)






Review for those who have read the book-- (or for after you've seen the film)



Too much sex, violence, Nixon and needless exposition.


Ozymandias is supposed to only be human (as are they all minus Dr. Manhattan of course) and the world's smartest man... instead he's throwing and kicking people around like The Hulk.  It takes away from the gravitas of what he is physically able to do later in the film.  


The use of actual well known pop music was good at first and drew me into the story and it being "real"... but later became somewhat distracting.  (This is purely my personal opinion and how I felt at that time however.)


The pacing and reveals were off compared to the book I felt as well.  It didn't seem to be able to milk most of the same realizations or "ah-ha" moments to their full potential.


This is due somewhat to the film's insistence of including action scenes that negate and temper those actions and reveals later in the film.  Mainly the one where a plainclothes Nite-Owl and Silk Spectre II get jumped by a gang.  The level of violence they deploy in that scene, specifically Ms. Jupiter, pretty much makes irrelevant Rorschach's transformation later in the film as well as her personal decision as to the level of violence she resorts to in the end (which the results of, as I touched upon earlier in the review, are further taken away from by Ozymandias' Superman-like abilities.


The sex scene ended needlessly cheesy and was long.  This coming from a guy who thinks the addition of bare tits to a movie is always a plus.


Yes they changed the ending.  No it's not totally a disaster.  I actually like and preferred a couple little twists they took with it different from the book, but in the end it suffered by trying too hard to actually make it different.


Still it's about as good as actually making a movie about The Watchmen is going to get.  Recommended.