Fucking With Your Socks On.: February 2009

Thursday, February 26, 2009

THE WRESTLER....

A very well done, GOOD film.... not one that I'd buy on DVD to watch every weekend, but a good movie with some depth...

Here's an informative article on the OG Nintendo game played in the movie... The scene is short but very telling of the theme of the story (and notice the similarities in the "bad guys" in both Wrestle Jam and Call of Duty 4)..... it's a disgustingly deep and funny short segment for a scene based on a video game in a movie. The article is more of a nuts and bolts of the game though.

GIZMODO article on Wrestle Jam

Also Marissa Tomei is topless for almost all of her time onscreen. She did an excellent job as well... her and Mickey Rourke were GREAT (and normally I don't give a fuck about that type of shit.)

Random thoughts about TV:

Dave is easily the best part of Flight of the Conchords.... I love that he's been a major part of season 2 after being neglected in season 1....

I wish they'd kill off Pam on the Office.... her and her relationship with Jim (as well as Jim sometimes) are brutal and trying to be too cutesy.... I don't give a fuck whether or not they get together I just want to laugh. Show is going down the tubes. Also Karen was much hotter anyways.

Wednesday, February 25, 2009

LEBRON owning Bucks.... 16 points in 2 minutes....

courtesy of The Big Lead.... we'll see how long it stays up.....

Friday, February 20, 2009

Kid Cudi's "Day N Nite" finally gets a video....

I'm not enthralled with his involvement with Travis Barker and Kanye but what can you do....

Wednesday, February 11, 2009

10,000 Lesnars vs. 1,000 bears.....

Taken from this thread on Sherdog.......

hmm..... at first I thought it has to go to the Lesnars because you figure it's 10 Lesnars to every 1 bear (some remedial math for you there).... then I saw this clip (which I think I also saw in Grizzly Man... and I can't underestimate how hilarious that movie is....)

PLUS you have to take into effect that it's in an open field.... the question is, is it like two armies running at each other? If it's that way then I think it's much harder for the Lesnars as they wouldn't be able to swarm and overwhelm individual bears 1 at a time..... no weapons for the Lesnars either obviously, I believe.... or time to set traps... it's 1000 bears and 10,000 Lesnars put in a field and BOOM go....

Even with or without that though I have to go 1000 bears.... the Lesnars would have to come up with a heck of a gameplan in order to win it. Plus a bear could kill a Lesnar with one swipe of it's paw or bite; while a Lesnar would need at the very absolute minimum 3 of it's own to kill an individual bear plus maximum effort for all involved in the killing... and no way all 3 come out unscathed.

It's just too easy for a bear to kill a Lesnar while it being so hard and draining for however many Lesnars to kill just one bear...

10 Lesnars vs. 1 bear though.... if at the same time, 4 Lesnars rush from the front and 4 from the back they COULD be able to take the bear down and have the other 2 come in looking for strategic strikes to vulnerable areas while the bear is occupied with the other 8... the Lesnars would lose at least 4 of their own though even if they won... I give them a 30% chance at victory if only 10 vs. 1.

Eastbound & Down.... new HBO series......

Looks like it's going to be a bad ass hour of comedy with Flight of the Conchords being right before this....

Starring Danny McBride.... with appearances by Will Ferrel and Craig Robinson....

Thursday, February 5, 2009

Ben Wallace pretty much calls KG a little bitch.....

From The Big Lead.... quote from ESPN the Magazine.....

“Does he handpick his battles, is that what you want to know?” Cleveland’s Ben Wallace says with a hearty laugh. “Well, that’s the word on the street. All I know is, he’s never said anything to me.”

Go to The Big Lead article for more points about KG being a pussy douchebag....

Slo-mo video awesome....

both courtesy of HollywoodTuna.....

TOTALLY AWESOME.

Tuesday, February 3, 2009

BLASPHEMY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

This article says it all better than I can. This is a travesty of the highest degree.

Sad.

Not happy at all about the Super Bowl..... here's an impression of myself at the end of the first half "nah... no.... no.....noooo....nooooonoooooonooooooNOOOOOONOOOOOOONOOOOOOOONOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!"

Damn it.

That pic cracks me up and defines perfectly how I felt after the game.... (courtesy of Deadspin.)

Also here's this tasty tidbit about the Mo Williams All-Star snub courtesy of the forums at RealCavsFans.com......

"Michael Reghi reported on WKNR, via his sources, that the reason Mo Williams may have been left off of coaches ballots for the All-Star team was because teams looking to sign LeBron in 2010 want to make it appear that there is nothing good around him in Cleveland."

Sunday, February 1, 2009

New dope mixtape.... El Prez and Dale Danja- Perfect Strangers...

From El Prez and Dale Danja.... the mixtape is called Perfect Strangers.... found and courtesy of 2DopeBoyz.com

Some familiar samples in there that are entertaining once you recognize how they flipped them.... recommended download... it's free and better than anything you'd pay for....

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RAISON D'ETRE

Meant as an addendum to my South Park opening card ripoff to the right.... (I knew it was inspired by something but couldn't put my finger on it right away.)

So far this blog has mainly been about boobies, general pop culture, hip-hop, MMA and Cleveland Sports. I'd like to think you can gleam much, much more from the experience though you failed abortion. It has much higher ambitions but I don't know what they are.

It features extreme misogyny due to being overcompensating as well as being protected by the anonymity of the internet in that it allows a decidedly unfiltered view into the mind and thoughts of the male id. It's not the sole purpose of the blog but a side effect.

Plus it started off as mass emails to mostly my college friends and to a certain extent parts of it existed to shock or gross out the recipients... and the depth to which one must descend to do this is quite low, as you can imagine with people you have known for a while, as well as being young men with internet access...

Then I read American Psycho... and I am far from a prude but I thought parts of it were a bit more than I was comfortable with; and as far as influence and ideas it just expanded the limits of my depravity.... the only other thing I can compare it to being shocked literary wise, is how squirmy I felt during some of the gay sex scenes in William S. Burroughs' work.

I also don't proofread shit, straight dope. Fishscale, bitches. Unfortunately I think it causes massive tense shifting and jam packed overstuffed run on sentences mashed together that end up meaning nothing. But hopefully the idea and it's degree to what it is trying to be expressed and felt is what comes across. I think it's a detriment but I just don't have the time and am too lazy.

Twitter is there because I felt the blog was losing it's voice and just becoming a collecting point for various internet videos. I think Twitter is retarded but I do get some relevant updates on it on my cell phone.... so because I wanted to add more of an "original" voice I put the twitter feed on top, also I wanted to see if there was a way I could actually do it, in actually being able to place it there layout behind the scenes wise.

Same thing with the "Store." Thought it was funny and did it mainly as an intellectual exercise. I will tell you if and when I ever sell anything besides to myself or for gifts for my friends.

From the Cleveland area so I am constantly concerned with Cleveland sports. If I'm not writing about them, it's probably because I am too upset or trying to forget about it.

If I had time I'd label posts, but I don't.

Other than that this blog exists to give me a voice, or more likely outlet to vent things or thoughts that I needed to discuss or get off my chest. (Editor's note-- no shit Sherlock, you take your retard pills today?)

PS- the "Editor" doesn't exist you fucking cockeating dumbass reader.... I just couldn't believe I wrote something so inanely stupid, obvious and vapid... but still felt it needed to be said and couldn't think of/am too lazy to try to do it another way. Fuck your grandma.

Also going back into my past posts some videos or pictures are gone or unavailable.... I might fix them, I might not.... usually it's easy to figure out what they are from context anyways dickweed. Eat shit and die.

I AM VAGUELY AWARE THAT THIS ALL MIGHT COME OFF AS SOMETHING EERILY SIMILAR TO THE NOTEBOOKS THEY FIND IN THE APARTMENT IN SEVEN.