...of course that's a totally douchetastic move retroactively saying I could have predicted something. I think from now on I will be adding comments on past posts pointing out parts that give off douche chills. And I think I've said it before but the phrase "douche chills" gives me douche chills. It's like rain on your wedding day.
In fact just don't use the word douche anymore... I've got to find a good replacement... how about lameghey? brhey (bro+ghey)? The thing about "douche" is that it does present such an exact picture of a level of asshattedness when used properly. Like someone who tries to be cool, is just a little too sure, and think's they are relevantly ahead of the curve but in reality is lame, ghey and a total dickwad asshole. Kind of like this blog.
How about brasshole? I don't think it's what I'm looking for but it would be a good term to replace "douche" on some levels. Like when you're being a bro type asshole. Hmmm... let's try to use it in a sentence.... "Dude, put your hat either all the way forward or backward and stop being so loud.... you're being a real BRASSHOLE."
I kind of like it. It's descriptive. And of course combining words like I am wont to do is _______ (retroactively put new word for "douche" here) -y, as opposed to using the word "wont" which is just straight up queer. But combowording is so totally _______ (once again) -tastic and lame that I feel it actually goes past it and comes back again to amusing. At least for me personally it does, and really that's all I care about so go fuck yourself with a dirty, splintered plunger you _______.
Again here's the download of Kid Cudi's totally ballsdeepawesome mixtape that "Day and Night" is featured on....
Jim Jones did a remix that was just him with a verse over the song.... same with Pitbull.... they aren't hard to find to download but they aren't that great either... Kid Cudi is also going to be on Kanye's new CD coming out at least once, maybe more.
...and for the record Lupe Fiasco's first album was everything I was hoping Kanye West's first album would be and Kid Cudi's mixtape is everything I was hoping Lupe Fiasco's second album would be.
(I decided to break up the text with gifs of Urijah Faber getting his clock cleaned from WEC 36 against Mike Brown because why the fuck not.)
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